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So I was in the shopping district last night and then I was, like, abducted by aliens in a giant flying ship.

... Except then they told me I was too fat and they tossed me out.

And I woke up smelling like rum. :(

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..What did the aliens want.

Something about "Hey lady, like, why don't you sit in this big fancy seat"

... except the seat was too small.

Then I got kicked out of the spaceship. :(

...That's weird.

Your dreams are weird.

... It wasn't no dream, shortstack.

why wouldn't it be.

Because I was actually sucked up by a spaceship city thing!

in your dream.

In real life, Yuri!

I think aliens are too weird even for here.

Well there was a UFO that picked me up!

So you say.

Fuck you. You ain't gettin' any chocolate from me on White Day.

I'm pretty sure the way it works is you give me chocolate, then I take you out to dinner, then I give you something on White Day.

Sorry, ain't got nothing for ya now, me and 'noko ate all the chocolate we were gonna give ya.

What.

Together?!

Yep. Rekka's chocolate was a bit too spicy for my taste.

I thought you two fought all the time?!

We put aside our differences to deal with a greater douchebag.

I'm not a douchebag!

I'm so nice I'm even going to give you white day stuff anyway!

... I'll go steady with ya.

Not if I kill you first, you won't!

Well that alliance didn't last long.

.. Why would there be. Aliens?

'cuz it was a giant flying space ship castle thing.

What else would you call them?

I asked why there would be aliens.

Not why they're called that.

Spaceships are driven by aliens.

... I think you're... entirely missing what I'm asking, but fine.

Maybe you're suckin' at explainin'.

Why would there not be aliens is my point, smallfry.

Well, aliens just seem. Strange, even for around here. I've never heard of aliens being around.

And why would they abduct anyone? For what reason, well? That's what I'm confused on.

"Hey baby, why don't you sit in my big fancy seat" was why he abducted me.

Then they threw me out of the ship when it was too small.

... did they. Give any sort of reason why they wanted you to sit in the seat?

No, it was like one long and bad pick-up line.

... I'm pretty sure dey were ooglin' me too.

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