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[itsforflavoring]

So I was in the shopping district last night and then I was, like, abducted by aliens in a giant flying ship.

... Except then they told me I was too fat and they tossed me out.

And I woke up smelling like rum. :(

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[intheseichi]

Well, aliens just seem. Strange, even for around here. I've never heard of aliens being around.

And why would they abduct anyone? For what reason, well? That's what I'm confused on.

[itsforflavoring]

"Hey baby, why don't you sit in my big fancy seat" was why he abducted me.

Then they threw me out of the ship when it was too small.

[intheseichi]

... did they. Give any sort of reason why they wanted you to sit in the seat?

[itsforflavoring]

No, it was like one long and bad pick-up line.

... I'm pretty sure dey were ooglin' me too.