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[itsforflavoring]

So I was in the shopping district last night and then I was, like, abducted by aliens in a giant flying ship.

... Except then they told me I was too fat and they tossed me out.

And I woke up smelling like rum. :(

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[itsforflavoring]

Because I was actually sucked up by a spaceship city thing!

[fantasticfeline]

in your dream.

[itsforflavoring]

In real life, Yuri!

[fantasticfeline]

I think aliens are too weird even for here.

[itsforflavoring]

Well there was a UFO that picked me up!

[fantasticfeline]

So you say.

[itsforflavoring]

Fuck you. You ain't gettin' any chocolate from me on White Day.

[fantasticfeline]

I'm pretty sure the way it works is you give me chocolate, then I take you out to dinner, then I give you something on White Day.

[itsforflavoring]

Sorry, ain't got nothing for ya now, me and 'noko ate all the chocolate we were gonna give ya.

[fantasticfeline]

What.

Together?!

[cuterthancute]

Yep. Rekka's chocolate was a bit too spicy for my taste.

[fantasticfeline]

I thought you two fought all the time?!

[cuterthancute]

We put aside our differences to deal with a greater douchebag.

[fantasticfeline]

I'm not a douchebag!

I'm so nice I'm even going to give you white day stuff anyway!

[itsforflavoring]

... I'll go steady with ya.

[cuterthancute]

Not if I kill you first, you won't!

[fantasticfeline]

Well that alliance didn't last long.