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[itsforflavoring]

So I was in the shopping district last night and then I was, like, abducted by aliens in a giant flying ship.

... Except then they told me I was too fat and they tossed me out.

And I woke up smelling like rum. :(

Comments

[fantasticfeline]

I'm not a douchebag!

I'm so nice I'm even going to give you white day stuff anyway!

[itsforflavoring]

... I'll go steady with ya.

[cuterthancute]

Not if I kill you first, you won't!

[fantasticfeline]

Well that alliance didn't last long.