itsforflavoring | (no subject)

So. Like. What's a Darkification?

Salt doesn't make you fat it just raises your blood pressure.

... I'mma, like, gonna punch you for that, Shortstack.

Why.

Because it annoyed me.

Because I corrected you?

Yes.

But I'm good at that.

How do you feel about Garlic.

Not too much, it's fantastic as a blood cleanser and a cancer preventative.

..Are you some kind of Spicipedia.

My dad's a cook. I could cook with my eyes closed. And duel at the same time.

....

And drop your cards into soup?

A good chef never makes such a mistake.