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So. Like. What's a Darkification?

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... "Darkification"?

Yeah, this store was selling spice for it to make food.

... ... Reading below, that's very odd.

Yeah.

What store is selling this, anyway...?

Labywhatever.

... Oh, that "Labirinto" place.

That place is... Odd, certainly.

Got some good food ingredients ordered, tho'.

... oh? And they aren't as, um... Risky, as the substance noted below?

As far as I can tell.

It's when something is corrupted or spoiled by dark power and becomes heavily slanted towards destruction.

Well apparently this store in Domino's sellin' it online.

..That's bad.

Do not purchase any.

I couldn't. It's restricted to 18 or older.

Good.

Your hair would turn purple and you'd suddenly develop a taste for people.

Or so I assume.

... Not really bothered. ... Okay, the cannibalism's icky, but I could deal with purple hair.

The cannibalism would be the bigger issue.

Like, well... duh, lady.

Well you didn't seem bothered.

Or who knows you might prefer a spectral diet.

Well, kinda squicked out by the idea, but dad told me to never be too picky with the offer of new food.

So. Yeah. ... Though pretty sure he didn't mean "Eat other people".

It apparently tastes like sweeter pork.

But I've only heard that from things that told me what I would taste like while their head remained attached.

... Eh, sweet pork sounds disgusting.

...You know what's cool.

Salt.

Salt is pretty cool.

... Salt makes you fat.

Salt doesn't make you fat it just raises your blood pressure.

... I'mma, like, gonna punch you for that, Shortstack.

Why.

Because it annoyed me.

Because I corrected you?

Yes.

But I'm good at that.

How do you feel about Garlic.

Not too much, it's fantastic as a blood cleanser and a cancer preventative.

..Are you some kind of Spicipedia.

My dad's a cook. I could cook with my eyes closed. And duel at the same time.

....

And drop your cards into soup?

A good chef never makes such a mistake.

It's not good.
Is the store that's selling this online called "Labirinto"?

Yeah, but I couldn't buy any 'cuz I'm too young. Except a diluted form for soup stock.

Urgh, I really don't like the fact that they're selling that online...

So does it make ya a cannibal?

From what I've seen, no, but I guess there's a possibility it could.
It infected a friend of mine a little while back. Generally, it makes you work towards destruction, under the idea you're doing good for people.
In the end, the Darkification killed her.

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